Archive - Hit Pause: Shameless about Midlife

We’re wrapping it up

Dec 29, 2025 • Emily Dalton

Inhale peace. Exhale chaos. Inhale chocolate. Exhale a passive-aggressive SIGH

Dec 22, 2025 • Emily Dalton

Yup, we’re gonna to tell you to floss

Dec 15, 2025 • Emily Dalton

“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” is not our future

Dec 8, 2025 • Emily Dalton

November 2025

It's Monday so let's blow up the status quo, kay?

Nov 24, 2025 • Emily Dalton

Are you feeling a little extra irritated lately? Frustrated? Infuriated? Full of INCANDESCENT RAGE???

Nov 17, 2025 • Emily Dalton

When your sense of self is as mysterious as the leftovers in the back of the fridge

Talking about identity is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall. Grab a hammer

Nov 10, 2025 • Emily Dalton

Channel your inner Scout and be prepared

Nov 3, 2025 • Emily Dalton

October 2025

Heavy periods & Fibroids & Anemia oh my!

When the visit from Aunt Flo is a high tide

Oct 27, 2025 • Emily Dalton

We’re allergic to fascism, how ‘bout you?

Oct 20, 2025 • Emily Dalton

The Holiday Hydra: you cut off one festive head and two glittery ones sprout in its place

Oct 13, 2025 • Emily Dalton

Super Colon Blow: it’s got 30,000 times the fiber of regular cereals!

Oct 6, 2025 • Emily Dalton

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